Beatissima tailors courses for newer, dumber generation.
Perhaps the biggest upset of the new year was the announcement that Beatissima University is considering adoption of another set of degrees prepared specifically to meet the evolving needs and (in)abilities of Millenials. The proposed career paths have attracted derision and support respectively from students and the parents severely indebting themselves for their sake.
“I’ve observed a lot of… female first-years of Class 2014.” ~ Sugar Colton
(quote distorted for outrageousness and style)
“69% of women are Feminist or stupid.” ~ Wayne Capcall
(quote fabricated for purposes of straw man)