) All legislative powers herein granted shall be vested in one Congress, except when those powers pertain to domestic spying, climate manipulation, contracts of marriage, arms sales, immigration, and nationalizations of the health care industry, in which case the president and the courts have a full license to exercise all the legislative authority that’s technically reserved to legislators alone.) The natural right to speak and engage in political debate, so integral to our liberty and ingrained in the Bill of Rights, must never be infringed, except when that real, God-given right hurts the feelings of one or another perpetual victim class and possibly undermines its artificially fabricated ‘civil rights’, whether to marriage benefits from the state, taxpayer-funded abortions, or unconditional enfranchisement.
) So too must the government never infringe your unalienable right to keep and bear arms, except when your arms can accommodate more than 10 bullets at a time, fire one projectile for each press of the trigger, and do anything else that might give the regime cause to hesitate before invading the sanctity of your mind and home. Most folks would say that’s common sense.) The citizenry shall be free from unreasonable search and seizure and secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, except those they store in electronic mail, texts, phone conversations, social media, and everywhere else.
) You are always entitled to a fair and speedy trial by a jury of your own peers, but not if you’re a white man who’s accused of murdering a black one, in which case justice calls for a trial by the black man’s peers.) All things which are not reserved to the federal government are reserved to the people and to the states, but in a progressive, centralized utopia, there is nothing which is not reserved to the federal government, and so there is nothing that can rightly be reserved to the states, from the health of their own residents to the protection of their own borders to the administration of their own elections.
Merry Winterseasonholiday Newyear.