Friday, August 30, 2013
On the Cutting Edge of Societal Evolution
In other breaking news, one of CNN's newsreaders got groped in India, disregarding of course that institutional groping is officially sanctioned federal policy at airports around the United States. Also, the Associated Press reports that, "The Obama administration prepares for a likely strike against Syria as punishment for an alleged chemical weapons attack in its civil war." Whether or not Obama follows through on his famously flexible red line and elects to "punish" Assad, as a parent spanks or grounds a disobedient child, for slaughtering thousands of innocent bystanders with weapons of mass destruction remains to be seen.